It's impossible to translate this exactly, you'll never fully appreciate the piece.
这篇文章不可能准确翻译,所以你也许永远不可能好地阅读它。
Gee, don't be mad, dear, red looks good on you.
喏,亲爱的,别生气呀。红颜色对于你再合适不过了。
Then he quietly goes into their bedrooms, and fills their stockings with small presents.
然后他悄悄地走进他们的卧室,给他们的长统袜装上小礼物。